What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a hike across the universe?