What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Pop.
When does a horse talk?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which president loved to take baths?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do you make a walnut laugh?