Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?