Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which president loved to take baths?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?