What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Jeepers Creepers.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?