What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?