Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?