Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
When should baseball players wear armor?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is the most adorable season?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?