Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?