What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
What do you call an artistic dog?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
My brother is my partner in crime.