What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Mutt-on chop!
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How does a barber get to work?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?