What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What tea do footballers drink?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?