Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
What car does Yoda® drive?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?