What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do mice bring on a picnic?