What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
The aqua-marines!
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did March say to the madness?
This candy bar is a real home run.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do Scottish toads play?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?