Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?