Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?