Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do you measure a millennial?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do frogs get to work?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?