What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?