We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?