What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?