When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?