When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?