Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do fish do at parades?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?