Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where does water do all its banking?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?