Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?