Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?