Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's the holiest insect?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What animal has the most fun?