Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the loudest sport?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?