Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?