What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
How are teens like cats?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?