Which farm animals are famous painters?
Pablo Pig-caso and Vincent van Goat!
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?