Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?