Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
What do trees wear to the lake?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?