Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Sloth.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?