Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?