What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Shoutout to my grandma!