What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is another name for a cow?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?