Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is the smallest lion?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?