Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of bird can write?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?