Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What dogs are always lying to you?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a car's favorite TV show?