Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?