Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?