Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which state is the cleanest?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
