Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?