Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How does the sun listen to music?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?