Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What sport is always getting in trouble?