How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do Scottish toads play?