What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?