Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
They were on two different planes.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?