What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What animal has the most fun?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?