Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?