Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is the smallest lion?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do fairies always drink?