Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which famous author is also a ruler?