Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why is furniture so generous?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do goats and moms have in common?