Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Why are baseball games at night?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the sardine call the submarine?