Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why was the mime upset?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do fleas travel?
How do you get kids to do something?
How long do chickens work?