Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?